It's been soooo foggy this week...
How foggy was it?
It was so foggy that you could zoom right past the speed cameras without them seeing your plates.
It was so foggy that you have to trust that the street you're driving down doesn't suddenly end in a Looney Toons-style cliff or bottomless hole.
It was so foggy that you never go past 20mph and hope that no kids are out at that time of night.
It was so foggy that you could use a 25 foot tall yellow thumbtack on every corner to keep from missing your turn.
It was so foggy that the lights on the Skybridge actually prevented a barge from running aground in LeClaire Park.
It was so foggy that city officials actually had an excuse to say they don't see a crime problem in Davenport.