Its almost like reading The Onion... but here it is:
Davenport vs. Bettendorf: Who's the snob? -QCTimes
Apparently this guy that thought he should be the Mayor of Davenport also thinks its the worst place in the world, and is in love with Bettendorf. Its really pretty hard to find a sentence in his letter that doesn't have some piece of false information or silliness in it.
-Bettendorf's 2 year old convention center is nicer than davenport's 20+ year old one? No way!
-The Isle of Capri in Yerington's world is a 5 star hotel? Apparently he hasn't stayed in many hotels.
-He rags on each piece of River Renaissance, which he spearheaded! Has he had a lobotomy? -The skybridge was in the original proposal for River Renaissance, but to him its silly now.
Does this guy know that there's this thing called Google, where we can look up his past actions and statements if we've somehow forgotten them all as he has?
With this letter he's actually making the "water fluoridation conspiracy" guy look like a better candidate for Mayor.