Ok, I'm starting with the figure of 2.2 million cost to repeal the stormwater fee that has been thrown around. Yes, you read correctly, my plan includes zero stormwater fee. The first few of these are straight out of Alderman Dumas's plan, so a definite thanks to him.
The QCI Plan#1. Cut the General Fund & Trust and Agency portion of the Public Works Department by 3.5%
Savings: $158,779#2. Eliminate Stormwater Credits
Savings: $325,000#3. Move the Capital Improvement dollars to the Debt Service Levy
Savings: $250,000#4. Eliminate four code inspectors from the housing department
Savings: $263,848Total Savings so far: $997,627 (No cuts to Public Safety)Ok, that gets us to about a million bucks out of 2.2 mil. Where does crazy QCI come up with the other 1.2 million? A cell phone tax.
Over 57% of Americans have a cell phone.
Davenport has between 93,000 and 98,000 residents, and if we follow the national average that means we probably own around 55,000 cell phones.
Here's a USA Today story about the introduction of local cell phone taxes across America.
I propose a $2 per month tax on owning a cell phone in Davenport. Two dollars, times 55,000 cell phone owners, times 12 months, should equal $1.32 million dollars. No one would be able to say that this tax (and we are calling it a tax) is making them choose between buying their medicine and buying food. If they are living so close to bankruptcy that $2 per month is going to finish them off, maybe they shouldn't be spending money on a non-necessity like a cell phone. Since there is a $120,000 surplus in this fee over the needed 1.2 million to balance the stormwater-free budget, I propose full credits for those that somehow show both financial hardship and the necessity of owning a cellular phone. An additional benefit is that the cell phone companies are the ones who administer the fee. Plus it taxes evil apartment dwellers like myself.
Cell Phone Fee: $1,200,000Total $2,197,627
No Cuts to Public Safety, No Stormwater Fee